Haulin’ Ash #22
Photo by Al Morrison
Rolling down the double deuce you better get out my way because I’m Haulin’ Ash.
- Position?
- Blocker
- Sign?
- [Dangerous Road Conditions Ahead]
- Age?
- 65 plus
- Favorite Colors
- Chrome
- Favorite Band?
- Anything on an 8-track
- Likes?
- Truck driving, bear wrestling, tobacco chewing, large belt buckles, “handle bar” mustaches, pork rinds, coffee, PBR beers, Burt Reynolds, CB’s, and coveralls.
- Dislikes?
- Shirts with sleeves, anything cute, Simon & Simon, and The Mounties.
- Quotes
- “Twisted loner that I am.”
- Important Facts About Yourself?
- “A buzzard shit on a rock and the sun hatched me.”
- Greatest Accomplishment?
- Credited with the downfall of disco.
- Biggest Weaknesses?
- Roadkill possum
- Anything else you’d like to share?
- Survived a truck crash during the blizzard of ’74 by sustaining myself for 37 day on beef jerky and snow melt until I was rescued.
- Hold the title for wearing the same pair of coveralls for nine consecutive years.