Biroller Disorder

First Bout...
May 31, 2008 -- as a spectator.
Best position...
Curled up in a ball, crying, after making a bad call.
What brought you to DDR?
My wife got me tickets for my birthday one year and I was instantly star-struck! I found out that the league was looking for referees and I signed up.
What keeps your wheels turning?
The thought of calling a legitimate penalty on my wife, Creme Brutale.
What is your most embarrassing Derby moment?
Once, while reffing a bout in Lehigh, a jammer slammed into me, I panicked and took her down to the floor. I'm screaming "I'm sorry!" and she's yelling "get the @#$@#$ off me!"
What is your proudest Derby moment?
Making it through an entire bout as an outside ref without any permanent injury (except my pride).
Got any injury stories?
Just some minor head trauma from my first time back on wheels in October, 2008. Within ten seconds I had fallen on my head twice. Oh, and multiple bruises from Treasure Chest when she "accidentally" hit me. With unerring accuracy.""