Dutchland Staff

Referee Squad

Stats/NSO Crew


  • Gretchen the Axe

Current Skaters and Staff

Honored Alumni: 2016 | 2015 | 2014 | 2013 | 2012 | 2011 | 2010
2009 | 2008 | 2007 | 2006

Pain N. Paper

First bout?
March 2009
Best position?
In the box!
What brought you to DDR?
I was asked by a friend to volunteer at a bout. I had never seen roller derby before that bout and that night I was hooked.
What is your most embarrassing derby moment?
I haven't had one yet but I am sure that will change!
What is your proudest derby moment?
Everytime the ladies take the track. As support staff to the league I am so honored to be able to help them do what they do.
Got any injury stories?
Last year I got one heck of a paper cut handling the stat sheets!
Impress us with your skating skillz…
That will never happen...that is why I stay behind a stopwatch instead.
Derby Props?
Must-Haves: A stopwatch and a clipboard.